The title is in capital letters.
I have 3 cats.
(This is just one of the three and he is the ALPHA KITTY.)
Apparently they THINK they live in my house for their good looks.
Well, they are wrong!
Today I discovered evidence of a mouse.
I can do a lot of things.
(I'm an ER nurse for Pete's sake!)
I can't do rodents!
I spent the day with clorox and a fine-tooth comb.
I won't tell you how many mouse traps have been set.
The cats better get busy and act like there is a recession.
Cuz I'm the boss. I'm not afraid to lay them off!
Also, I've been informed that even though I have three cats I am NOT the crazy cat lady.
That distinction is for someone who dresses up their cats.