Tuesday, January 4, 2011

I JUST MAY GO OVER THE EDGE!!!

Cats.
They are gonna push me over the edge.

I posted this two months ago.

Gigi suggested that we might some day learn to shut the bathroom doors
after the cat has torn through 14 rolls of toilet paper
in less than a week.

Thanks for the suggestion Gigi.
OK, we religiously shut the bathroom door.


I would now like to know what I am to do about this problem?

Lock the kitchen?

Seriously!
This was the scene this morning!

Don't let his STINKIN' adorableness fool you!
He is the devil!


(Second day in a row of clorox.
My kitchen has never been so sterile.)

30 comments:

LKP said...

hahahahahahahahaha!
gotta admit, i did NOT see that one comin'.
>^--^< ...mmmeowwwww...

Mumsy said...

Seems you have a kitty who love to unroll paper...Me thinks maybe kitty needs her own room with her own rolls of paper. Does she have toys, or does she like to play with toys? I have never had a cat that did this so I really don't know what to tell you. Hugs

Saimi said...

Kitty is out to get you, beware!!

So is the cat on notice yet or are you going straight for the layoff?

Have to admit it's pretty funny!! I love the innocent look on kitty's face as it's sitting on the counter.

Mildred said...

Oh my goodness! Funny that kitty can find all these things that un-roll! I have 3 cats and fortunately, none of them have ever done this. I hope someone has a tip for you.

Aunt of 14 said...

hehehehehe!!!! I actually laughed out loud, hahahaha!!! Your kitty is just too clever for her own good!

Get something spiky to roll out on the counter. Have the spikes sticking up, so that when the cat jumps onto the counter, she will learn never to do it again. They actually have these things for the couch too. I've never used it personally, but I wonder if it would work.

Queenie Jeannie said...

Either your cat is bored, or she's trying to get your attention! Perhaps feeling a little needy???

I've had cats that liked to chew through the bread wrappers and munch on bread. That is weird!! And irritating!

Kristina P. said...

This is why cats are evil!!

Connie said...

Cats CANNOT be trusted! They always look so innocent. NOT!

Can't wait to see what else they come up with!

lifeinredshoes said...

Naughty kitty's!

I have dogs, they have their own set of problems:(

Have you ever checked the site I Can Haz Cheeseburgers?

Happy Mom said...

I can't do mice either. I'm completely confused that you have three cats and mice have taken up residence.

My paper towels are important to me, the cats would be gone!

Holly said...

BAHAHAHA!!!! You could always photoshop horns and the eyes red so more people would believe you!! Just LOOK at that FACE... SO SWEET... ;p

You could put your paper towels in a bread box??? Just sayin' Hehehe... ((HUGS))

One Cluttered Brain said...

BWAHAHAHAHA!
Oh my.
Dumb old cats.
Is your cat fixed?
I'll trade you 7 kittens for your devil kitty.
I'm putting ALL the kittens in a box today. (They may or may not be scrambled kitties when they reach your house.)
Just send devil kitty the same way?
M'kay?

Scrappy Girl said...

I almost choked on my Diet Dr. pepper! That is so funny. OUr new shih tzu is a toilet paper shredder.

Nezzy said...

My kids used to do that! Heeehehehe!

Cats are just sneaky that way and layin' there lookin' so innocent there!

My SIL uses a sprayer filled with water to train his cats to stay off the counter, car...etc. He swears that it doesn't take many squirts to change their behavior.

Good luck and God bless ya sweetie!

Julie said...

It really is VERY FUNNY, but I know you aren't laughing. :) LOVE cat stories. Just don't let them teach mine this trick, OK?

Barbaloot said...

I'd give you advice, but it has something to do with me thinking cats are of the devil...so I'll just keep it to myself:)

Laura said...

Oh those cats. Too lazy to kill your mice, but not too lazy to maim the paper towels? They're fired!

Devri said...

lol I have some kids who do the same dang thing! Trade ya!

Fun blog BTW~

Mikki said...

LOL
Dang cats! I say down with the cats. Mine included.
If I weren't so attached to mine, they'd be out of here.

T said...

cats are evil incarnate. there is no cure. sorry :)

Julie Harward said...

LOL, I am sorry to be laughing but I am! He is adorable for sure! I have never had a cat that did these things, yours must be a smarty-cat! ;D

Kazzy said...

I could give you more sympathy, but I am not a cat person (barely a dog person). But cats climbing around kitchen counters? Scary.

RatalieNose said...

Hmm...get rid of your cat???
*I'm just sayin'*
Kidding mostly : ) I hate animals...especially cats.
But I adore you : )

Cherie said...

That just made me BELLY laugh!! I totally would never have guessed that in a million years. Funnn-nnnneeeee!!

The American Homemaker said...

haha... my cats do things like that too

Laura Lynn said...

Cats - always up to something. Sneaky critters they are. I remember when I found my my goldfish laying in the water after it had been attacked and my cat sitting next to the bowl all wet.
Uhg!

Sherrie said...

LOL! So innocent looking too! Seriously though that would be a BIG problem and that is one of many reasons why I don't have cats. I think your cat is just looking for attention! :)

wendy said...

I remember that post.
Um..did I tell you I am not a cat lover. They scare me. They are evil. Pets of Satan I am sure.
Hence the trouble in your house....cleanse the evil girl.

sorry about the mouse. Lazy cats. Lazy evil doers.

I wouldn't mind paying someone either to do some of the "things" around the house that just aren't getting done.

finished off the chocolates btw. SOOOOOO good. I let Barry have 2....that's it, I said.

Emmy said...

First they don't get your mice, then they do this. Yeah. I don't have pets for a reason :)

gigi said...

They should become your garage cats. Do you know which one did it or are they keeping it a secret from you.