Saturday, April 30, 2011

Public Service Announcement

Did you know

You can mow

the snow????


Well, you can!

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Friday, April 29, 2011


I looked at the calendar and saw that it was the 29th of April.

Green grass and white snow.
I'm confused!

Speaking of confusion.....
My son-in-law was over the other day sitting in the kitchen.
He was looking around at my wall hangings.

This is what he saw:

And then my son in law started laughing.
Because there is also this:

And he said, "I am confused"

And this picture of Lexi's wedgie has nothing to do with the post
except it made me laugh when I saw it.

Friday, April 22, 2011

Dear Earth,

Happy Earth Day!
Today I am going to go jog on you.

Then I'm buying you some Midol.

Sunday, April 17, 2011

SPRING..........false advertising!

(Thanks for that Wendy! I snorted!)

Severe bad hair day weather alert today.
Snow expected on Tuesday.

? is right!
(Thanks sweet neighbor for the Peanut M&M's. She told me she reads my blog. I might have to start filtering my sassiness.)

ER shifts are covered.
T minus 24 days!
Florida here I come!

Friday, April 15, 2011


My better half has been traveling again.
He gets home today and will be home for TWO WHOLE DAYS!!

Then he leaves again.

Yesterday he called and asked how hard it would be to get time off work.
We're short staffed in the ER right now and for the next couple of months.
I told him it wasn't going to be easy.....may be not even possible.
Then he proceeded to buy my ticket.

Don't have anyone to cover my shifts yet.

But I sorta don't care.

I'm going to FLORIDA!!!!!
I've never been there.
I'm going to plant myself on some sand and look at the ocean for a solid week.
I'm pretty stinkin' excited.
(Hopefully someone won't try and push me back in thinking that I'm beached.)

On another note:


I haven't even finished it yet, but I can hardly put it down.
I love WWII stuff anyway, but this is such a lesson on perserverance.

OK, I'm off to try and BEG for someone to work 5 shifts for me in May.
Any takers?
So easy a Caveman could do it.

Saturday, April 9, 2011

I Feel The Earth Move Under My Feet...

(Sing it Carole King!)
But the question is:
Did you????
Feel the earth move I mean.

You might have.

Ya, I went jogging again.

I'd like some Spring please.

(Blurry because it's a camera phone and I didn't stop jogging.)

Tuesday, April 5, 2011


If you suffer from a weak stomach you may want to avert your eyes.

This is PEEPS carnage!

It's the carcass...uh...carcasses...carcasseseseses...carcii

The remains of many PEEPS!

I had to buy a bunch of PEEPS in different colors.

So I could make this:

I found this idea here and fell in love!!!!
She also had this little number that I had to bloppy (blog copy).

And YES I did bite the ears off one of the bunnies!

A couple of years ago I made these:

I don't like the taste of PEEPS
I sure have fun with them!

Monday, April 4, 2011

HEY PEEPS! {Do these pants make my butt look big?}

It's not a beautiful thing.
I've gained some.
lost some.

Friday I {slogged} slow jog 5.7 miles.
I love to jog.
Really, I do.

It's gonna be awhile before I'm back up to speed.
(There may be some increase in activity on the Richter Scale caused by my jogging.)

This was my view.

I love that I can go a few blocks from my house and have this kind of view.

The snow didn't even bug me much.

Then I get into civilization.

Most beautiful view.
(Seriously 1 minute from my house!)
I remember when this was just an alalfa field.

Hopefully I'll increase my speed.
Hopefully I'll decrease my time.
Hopefully the snow will be gone soon.
Hopefully my butt will shrink!

Friday, April 1, 2011

Dear Norton

I paid good money for you to protect my laptop.
Apparently YOU were the problem.
I shall never update you again.
We are officially over.