I was a hairdresser.
Worked in a few salons.
I cut hair.
I colored hair.
I have all the stuff to do hair.
Even though I don't work in that profession any more.
I still do hair.
My better half always has a nice haircut.
I even cut my own hair.
When it was long it was easy to cut.
Not so much.
I don't have eyes in the back of my head.
I couldn't quite tell the angle I was cutting.
It was mostly by feel.
Just because I can cut hair...
Doesn't mean I should!
(Worst hack job ever!)