Friday, November 5, 2010

The cat is a dope head


There seems to be a pattern.
The pattern is Destructive Behavior!

The news reported that a nearby country deputy "lost" a box of METH that's used for training purposes.
(for reals that was the news tonight! 5 pounds of the stuff in a box labeled METH.) uh,huh
Well, they need look no further.
My cat.



is obviously doin' meth.
The dopehead.


(evil I tell ya!)
7 days+ 14 rolls of toilet paper................14! I'm just sayin'
Bad kitteh!

37 comments:

Valerie said...

Well...I hope you can get the cat into a good rehab program. Did you do an intervention???

MZ said...

My kitty has some attitude also. Maybe during the day when we are gone they text each other and share evil ideas.

Kazzy said...

I have always thought all cats were dopeheads. Just look into their eyes and you see a faraway look that says, "I need to shred something." Or, "I have the munchies." I can never really tell exactly what that look means.

Mildred said...

Just say "NO" to drugs, Kitten!

One Cluttered Brain said...

*sigh* I have had kittens that tear up my paper towels too...
Ugh.
Some kittens are just on crack.
What can I say?

Saimi said...

Haha! Bad, bad, bad kitty but you could look on the bright side and perhaps little kitty is just trying to wipe.

It's those darn claws that get in the way....

gigi said...

Okay, so how long is it gonna take you to shut the door to the bathroom??? Just sayin?

Love ya my crazy tired big hearted ER Nurse. Hope today is much better than yesterday.

It is 50 here this morning and they say it will be 38 in the morning!! Whoo hoo! Some cold weather for us. I know, I know, you will probably be 20 below in the morning :( Whatever!! Have a great weekend!

Mikki said...

Looks like he's building a nest or something.
At least he's a cute kitty. That helps right?

Ann Marie said...

~ And it's hard to be/stay mad at them because they are sooo cute.

Can he go outside?
Mine stay outside.. and they are using all of their energy to catch mice. I get about one a day on my porch.

I don't LOVE seeing the treat... but I LOVE that they are catching them so I don't have any inside! :)

~Wyatt~Brittney~Brecken~ said...

Oh you crack me up! This is exactly why we have no pets!

Homer and Queen said...

That's what you get for having a stupid cat. Get a dog...the TP would have been all over the house!

Cherie said...

I had the same thought as Gigi - close the door :-)
Dang cats!! 14 rolls??? You might need to start charging that pussycat rent!!

Lisa said...

OH MY GOSH, THAT IS HYSTERICAL! My husband has taken a liking to giving our cat Catnip. Now THAT is some serious kitty doobie. Good luck with detox. :)

Kristina P. said...

I'll search my kids on Monday.

Life is good! said...

you can get on the tv show "Intervention" if you don't feel you are strong enough to deal with this on your own! good luck to ya.

Kristen said...

Tauna! that picture with yourcat on the bathroom counter is FuNnY!!! So sorry you guys haveto wipe with that TP fluff!

Heather said...

14 rolls!! Wow!! That is a naughty kitty but he is so cute!

Valerie said...

I'd be going crazy cleaning all that up. Good thing you love your kitty. :)

{Mo} said...

Don't ya know all cats are dope heads? Thats why they entertain us :)

Lisa Loo said...

Reason #345 that my kitties are outside kitties. That way their main hobby is survival. Keeps them busy every time.
Man, you can't even recycle that mess!

tammy said...

My dogs would love to join in.

wendy said...

Oh my gosh...if it wouldn't be weird and kinda sick, we could match up your cat with my puppy...and end up with puppuss. (tee,hee)
anyway, we had her in the back of our truck and she found a roll of paper towel that she totally did....what your cat does.
Made. One. Heck. of a mess.

puppuss

Julie Harward said...

Sorry, but that is too funny! You'd better put all of it away! Crazy story about the meth too ;D

Connie said...

And the cat's still alive? You're a patient woman, Tauna!
I think it's time to check him in to a clinic.

Debbie said...

Too funny!
I hate it when a cat goes over to the dark side.

Happy Mom said...

That was a hilarious post!

M-Cat said...

*snort* missing meth, my butt!

And you have given me yet another reason to dislike cats. Thank you!

Yvonne said...

You are so funny.

Bad, bad, bad kitty.

T said...

cats are evil... no meth needed :)

Debby@Just Breathe said...

Guess your cat is telling you to use it's litter box!

Doran & Jody said...

dumb dog

Sherrie said...

Uh Wow! I agree with a rehab program. LOL And thats why I don't have cats! :b

JoAnn said...

Good thing you have a year's supply of TP....

I have a delish recipe for kitty stew. Just sayin.... ;)

Laura said...

Ha ha! That's funny! Well, probably not so funny for you, especially after about the fifth roll or so, but as someone not having to clean up the mess... That's funny!

Scrappy Girl said...

Lost a package of meth...hahahahaha.

Yes, very bad kitty.

RatalieNose said...

I've always said that cats are satans minions on this earth....

Controlling My Chaos said...

Ooh. Naughty Kitty Bitty.