How is that possible?
I don't understand.
I had stretch marks (no, I will not take pictures and post them) , morning sickness, sleepless nights and years and years of homework. I even used cloth diapers! That alone should qualify me for awesomeness!
The focus of my campaign shall shift from my own
As I was perusing pictures today I found some examples of my awesome mothering skillz.
After viewing these I'm sure you'll want to call the Nobel Peace Prize guy and submit my name.
Just today I got to babysit Miss Lexi.
"Great job with the piggytails grandma!"
Ya I used to be a hairdresser....B.C. (before children)
Little did I know that I would be using those awesome skillz all these years later!
"Lexi why are you crying?" Oh....hold that pose while I grab the camera!"
OH chill! Sheesh, notice that she's at the top of the stairs, only the tricycle went down the stairs.
What happened to the piggytails?
Ya, I know she's holding some poisonious weed killer, but what happened to the piggy tails?
Lexi I'm sure would rather play with dolls, but when she's at my house....well, we're all about the matches.
And today isn't the only time I've shown off my great parenting or grandparenting skills either.
There was also this time last summer:
industrial sized tylenol and motrin
Cuz I'm a nurse and I'm all about SAFETY and injury PREVENTION!
Serene and Laura I'm sure you're about to reconsider allowing me to watch your little ones. I know I would be.
Now if ya'll will excuse me, Lexi is down for a nap and I'm going to go write a letter to the Nobel Peace Prize guy.