Have you ever heard that one? Wear clean underwear.
You know just in case
you got into an accident and ended up in the ER....
(how about just wearing clean undies just cause it's a good PR?)
forget about that one.
IF you are going to come to the ER for an emergency ingrown toenail that you have had for six years you should be well aware that the nurse will ask you to take off your shoes.
Would it have been too much to ask that you wash those offending feet?
I pride myself on the awesome ability to handle smells and act like nothing unusual is taking place.
HONEY you had my eyes watering!
In all of my born days I have NEVER had such a PAINFUL experience.
For the love of all that is holy............WASH YOUR STINKY FEET!!!!
Oh, ya, you didn't have an ingrown toenail!