No, this post isn't for people who want to try to be like me.
(Although, who wouldn't WANT to be like me I mean REALLY?)
This post is about Dummies.
I work with Dummies.
Yes, I know it's hard to believe, but it's true.
Sometimes I take care of Dummies.
This is a Dummy.
Also known as a mannequin.
We use them in training.
This Dummy is with two of our paramedics.
But THIS DUMMY ISN'T THE REAL DUMMY!
The REAL DUMMY is THIS DUMMY!
Debby is the Dummiest of Dummies!
She's the NICEST person I've ever met. She's very beautiful and kind and so dang
NICE. (I think I already said nice, but it bears repeating.)
She's up for some very famous job and needs your votes to win.
I want you to go vote for her!
The top ten reasons you WANT to go vote for Debby.
(Also known as the Crash Test Dummy.)
#10. She's NICE! I know, I already said that.
#9. She moved from Hawaii to Utah! Can you believe?
That alone qualifies her for
(No offense to my neighboring State, but blue water and sandy beaches vs. SNOW! HELLLOOOOOO!!!!!)
#8. Her mind goes 90 miles an hour. Her blog is hilarious!
You never know where your head is gonna end up. One minute you're laughing and the next minute you're eyeballs are sweating!
#7. If you go vote for her I'm gonna put your name in a drawing to win a bracelet. (Photo to follow) Then come back and tell me that you voted for her but
be honest! (You wouldn't wanna go to that place for lying.)
#6. Debby makes Magic Quilts. She really does. She sends a beautiful homemade quilt to people who needs to be wrapped in love. If you read her blog you can go to her Magic Quilt blog and read some stories that will make your eyeballs sweat.
#5. You get an extra vote if you go look at her Magic Quilt site. Tell me that you really DID visit the site! Remember: 'tis good to be honest!
#4. Debby has a beautiful smile. She even smiles at people in Walmart that don't smile back!
#3. Debby is like an entire jar of WARM FUZZIES. She really is. You will walk away from a conversation with her feeling like you are the most important person in the world.
#2. Debby LOVES Snow Days. Being from Hawaii, snow is a novelty (that's gonna get old soon enough Dear) She made her kids stay home from school so they could play in the snow all day!
She totally ROCKS as a mom! (Of course, being from Hawaii, they thought flipflops were ski wear......see why she's a Dummy?)
AND THE #1 REASON TO VOTE FOR DEBBY...
#1. She is my friend.
So go VOTE for the DUMMY!!!!
Don't vote for just ANY DUMMY!
Vote for the REAL DUMMY!
(I told ya I work with some dummies!)
Vote for Debby cuz "THE LAW" says so!
So go vote!
Then come back and tell me you did so you can be entered to win this:
And I thought of something else!
I have 5 whole days off and I'm gonna be making and dipping chocolates.
Go here if you want to look at my creations.
IF you blog about Debby I will enter you into a separate drawing and if you win I will send you some chocolates!
(DISCLAIMER: For the record, I'm not getting paid, winning anything or in any way getting more famous for this post. I'm doing it cuz I lub the Dummy!)