Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Did I Miss the Memo?

I obviously missed the memo about The Rapture.
I found out about it while I was on vacation in Florida.

Found out too late to do any serious repentin' and all. But I tried to have kinder thoughts all day Saturday toward all mankind.
Then apparently it turned into a bust. Uhhh....akward.

So in my attempt to try and be more aware of my surroundings I just gotta ask one question.

Is anyone out there calling himself Noah?
Is he buying up lumber in massives qualities?
Interested in some critters?

Let me know.
I don't want to miss the memo on this one!

20 comments:

Kristina P. said...

Dood, it's still happening! It was a mistake and now it's going to occur on October 21st. Can't wait to be judgey!

Queenie Jeannie said...

LOL! Kristina beat me to it! The Whack-A-Doodle says he DIDN'T make a mistake....everyone has already been judged, but the rapture isn't going to happen until Oct 21st! Everyone else gets destroyed along with the Earth!

YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!!

Although, it's not much of a warning. According to Whack-A-Doodle, if you haven't already been saved it's too late, so go ahead and have fun!!! :D

Kirsten said...

Ya, I guess you have a little more time to prepare! Only 5 more months though, so you'd better hurry!

Kazzy said...

I was kind of creeped out by the whole thing, and even though I didn't believe a word of it, I found myself looking at the clock a lot on Saturday.

lifeinredshoes said...

Have you seen the old guy that made the predictions? Better check his pulse ;)

Yvonne said...

Gee, I'm sure grateful for your first two commentors--didn't know about October 21st ; )

g.suzie said...

Your safe Tauna no matter when
it happens. . .
I sure wish somebody would predict
some sunshine around here
though!

just call me jo said...

Oh, yeh. It's Oct. 21st now. That loony Whack-A-Doodle is pathetic indeed. I think we're safe, however. I just fret enough for everyone so relax and have fun til Daddy takes the T-bird away...

Mikki said...

No Noah's in my neck of the woods-but it's s'posed to be fire next time anyway right?

But then, ya' know maybe it did happen and none of us made the cut. At least we're in good company! lol

Lesa said...

I'm going to come back here for all memo information just in case I miss it somewhere else.

(I was in stake conference at 6pm last saturday night - I felt pretty safe, you know, just in case)

Vern said...

You were in Florida and we didn't want you to worry.

Scrappy Girl said...

I think that guy is just creepy. He needs to keep his predictions to himself. He obviously skipped the verse where no one will know the time.

Julie Harward said...

LOL Me too..I missed it all...but I am sure there will be more going on in the future...glad we know the truth! :D

Sondra said...

LOL!
If you know someone who actually believes it... as them to post date you a check for October 22.. :-O
When they are gone and we are still here... I'll spend their excess money .. hahaha

Who knows... maybe the moon will turn blood red by then AND there won't be any rainbows after it rains.. Two good signs to watch for.

Plus... I already thought you were perfect... No need to worry :-D

M-Cat said...

I find the whole thing amusing and wish I would have pulled the stunt I had in mind

Spread out an entire outfit complete with shoes on my front lawn, letting everyone know I had been raptured.

Now to look forward to 10/21

~Wyatt~Brittney~Brecken~Oliver~ said...

No one makes me laugh the way you do!

Connie said...

Oh dear, the memo didn't make it to me either. I'll be sure and pay closer attention next time.

Debby@Just Breathe said...

I don't know, I keep hearing story after story about when the world will end. I know that it will happen, I know that things like the ice age can happen again. Our world hasn't always been this way and can't remain this way. I also know that it will be in God's time not some crazy person.

tammy said...

I'm loving Melissa's idea. My friend posted a picture of his son's clothes spread around his messy room on FB and said he must have been taken up. It was hilarious.

LKP said...

i don't even remember WHAT i was doing that day. perhaps it wasn't really rapture. maybe the guy got his wires crossed and last saturday was this year's alien abduction day. it's possible! :D