Wednesday, June 8, 2011

5 Days Off!

I'm GIDDY!
-I'm going to clean this CRACK house.
-I'm going to take 522 loads of laundry to the laundromat. Dead washing machine and the part will take 8 days!!! What part of "PARTS" department does Sears not get???? Go to the PARTS section and get the stinkin' part!
-Plant a trazillion flowers in hope of sunshine sometime soon!
-Address wedding invitations.
-Lose 30 pounds.

Ya, I love having days off.
It's so relaxing.

26 comments:

Julie Harward said...

5 days huh...I just knew you were a wonder woman! I sure hope you have some help in all of this..maybe the YM&YW need some service time? Good luck! ;D

Mikki said...

So very relaxing!! Sounds to me like you'll be anxious to get back to work just so you can relax! :)

Kristina P. said...

Are you hoping to lose the 30 pounds by smoking the crack in your house?

Queenie Jeannie said...

LOL! You crack me up!

You're going to be looking forward to going back to work with that To Do list you've got! But you will love having your house just so and those pretty flowers to look at! Hugs!

And don't forget to work in some stamping time too!!!

TisforTonya said...

hmmm... now you're making me feel lazy because I only plan to lose 20 pounds in the next 5 days!

oh, and clean my crack house too...

Valerie said...

You might have to re-write your defintion of relaxing! Have a great 5 days off!!!

Mumsy and Company said...

If you can get all that done in 5 days...please let me know how you do it. You will need to go back to work so you can rest. :) Hugs

Yvonne said...

You are so funny.

That is quite the "to do" list. Good luck getting all of it done.

tammy said...

So, gonna be pretty lazy then?

~Wyatt~Brittney~Brecken~Oliver~ said...

Will you lose 30 lbs for me too?!

~Wyatt~Brittney~Brecken~Oliver~ said...

Will you lose 30 lbs for me too?!

Furry Bottoms said...

If only it was that easy to lose 30 lbs that fast!

Saimi said...

Sounds like you're going to be a very busy girl...I hear cleaning crack houses is no easy task!

Good luck and happy planting!

Lisa said...

Oh my hell, I love how you think. Trazillion~new favorite number. And Sears can suck eggs~see? I got your back.

Cherie said...

Where are the Bon Bon's and the Soap Opera's? Ha Ha

Enjoy!!

Connie said...

Losing 30 pounds in 5 days? Let me know how you do it!
Sounds like you're going to have a busy 5 days!

Debby@Just Breathe said...

Well having to go to the laundromat should be a pretty good workout! Sounds like a busy five days.

gigi said...

Oh, Honey, I'm praying for ya! Sure you don't need just 4 days off to get all that done?? Where are your helpers in all this work???
Someone needs to send calvary...

wendy said...

Well, I figure (my math is lame) but to loose 30 lbs, you must loose about 7 lbs each of those 5 days.
and when you DO!!!!!! tell me how okey dokey,
when is this wedding anyway?

too bad I live so far away, I'd come visit and watch you plant flowers, and jog, and lick stamps, while I sat on your couch eating cookies and watching tv.

would have been great.

Kimmie said...

YAY for five days off!! I know all about doing laundry at a laundry mat!! Did that for the first 9 years of our marriage.

I'm sure you will very much appreciate your washing machine once it gets fixed and I'm sure your pocketbook will love that you waited the 8 days for the part, rather than give in and purchase a new washer.

Crossing our fingers for SUNSHINE and WARMTH!! I think it's about time we deserve some nice weather.

Can't wait to see your flowers and yard! OH and I am totally serious that if you need any help at all with wedding stuff, I would LOVE to help you out and I mean that!

Happy 5 days off...hope it's enjoyable!!

Vern said...

30 pounds. 5 days. 522 loads. Trazillion. I don't want to burst your bubble or anything but....

Ruth said...

Your garden is lovely! The offer still stands...

lifeinredshoes said...

5 days? No Problem :)

Laura Lynn said...

I need to know your secret for losing 30 pounds in 5 days. You need to market it and be a billionaire! Unless it has to do with crack...

Farmer Gal said...

I know it's craziness, but if you didn't have the five days off, you would still be doing all those things, but squeezing them in between work shifts!

M-Cat said...

Look at you go girl! I'm thinking you are sucking back the low-carb Monsters with your go get 'em attitude!

I like it!