How do you know when it's Spring????
Tulips peeking up through the ground?
Uh......yes, I guess NOT.
(My grandpa always used to say that.
Birds singing in the trees?
Never heard of 'em.
How do I know when it's getting close to Spring?
The calendar says so.
(And the fact that I've-had-the-worst-bronchitis-ever-and-missed-a-week-of-work-and-it-serves-me-right-cuz-I've-bragged-about-not-being-sick-once-this-winter.)