You are an evil beast!
"The next time you feel inclined to share your gifts with me...
(Go ahead click on the picture, I dare ya.)
Especially don't flip your gift around so that it lands on my laptop that was formerly on my lap!
(The evil beast-formerly known as kitty-seriously flipped the rodent there!)
And to the husband who felt it necessary to open the front door to allow the evening breeze to enter the house-who had tears streaming down his face and was unable to catch his breath due to the fits of laughter and knee-slapping-and thinking that this was the best day ever...you leave for Minnesota in the morning right? I will miss you...OR NOT!!!
(By the way honey, you're old.
You shouldn't laugh so hard.
You might break something.)