Thursday, December 2, 2010

Tauna for Dummies

No, this post isn't for people who want to try to be like me.
(Although, who wouldn't WANT to be like me I mean REALLY?)

Nope.
This post is about Dummies.

I work with Dummies.
Yes, I know it's hard to believe, but it's true.

Sometimes I take care of Dummies.

This is a Dummy.

Also known as a mannequin.
We use them in training.
This Dummy is with two of our paramedics.

But THIS DUMMY ISN'T THE REAL DUMMY!

The REAL DUMMY is THIS DUMMY!

Debby is the Dummiest of Dummies!

She's the NICEST person I've ever met. She's very beautiful and kind and so dang
NICE. (I think I already said nice, but it bears repeating.)

She's up for some very famous job and needs your votes to win.
I want you to go vote for her!

The top ten reasons you WANT to go vote for Debby.
(Also known as the Crash Test Dummy.)

#10. She's NICE! I know, I already said that.

#9. She moved from Hawaii to Utah! Can you believe?
That alone qualifies her for
ETERNAL DUMMYDOM!
(No offense to my neighboring State, but blue water and sandy beaches vs. SNOW! HELLLOOOOOO!!!!!)

#8. Her mind goes 90 miles an hour. Her blog is hilarious!
You never know where your head is gonna end up. One minute you're laughing and the next minute you're eyeballs are sweating!

#7. If you go vote for her I'm gonna put your name in a drawing to win a bracelet. (Photo to follow) Then come back and tell me that you voted for her but
be honest! (You wouldn't wanna go to that place for lying.)


#6. Debby makes Magic Quilts. She really does. She sends a beautiful homemade quilt to people who needs to be wrapped in love. If you read her blog you can go to her Magic Quilt blog and read some stories that will make your eyeballs sweat.

#5. You get an extra vote if you go look at her Magic Quilt site. Tell me that you really DID visit the site! Remember: 'tis good to be honest!

#4. Debby has a beautiful smile. She even smiles at people in Walmart that don't smile back!

#3. Debby is like an entire jar of WARM FUZZIES. She really is. You will walk away from a conversation with her feeling like you are the most important person in the world.

#2. Debby LOVES Snow Days. Being from Hawaii, snow is a novelty (that's gonna get old soon enough Dear) She made her kids stay home from school so they could play in the snow all day!
She totally ROCKS as a mom! (Of course, being from Hawaii, they thought flipflops were ski wear......see why she's a Dummy?)
AND THE #1 REASON TO VOTE FOR DEBBY...

#1. She is my friend.

So go VOTE for the DUMMY!!!!


Don't vote for just ANY DUMMY!
Vote for the REAL DUMMY!

(I told ya I work with some dummies!)
Vote for Debby cuz "THE LAW" says so!

So go vote!
Now!
Then come back and tell me you did so you can be entered to win this:


And I thought of something else!
I have 5 whole days off and I'm gonna be making and dipping chocolates.
Go here if you want to look at my creations.
IF you blog about Debby I will enter you into a separate drawing and if you win I will send you some chocolates!

(DISCLAIMER: For the record, I'm not getting paid, winning anything or in any way getting more famous for this post. I'm doing it cuz I lub the Dummy!)

25 comments:

MZ said...

Alrighty, I voted and I looked at the quilt site. Amazing. Oh and I did the feather facial.

gigi said...

Oh you are so sweet to do this for her! Yay you!

gigi said...

Oh and BTW, your pictures just rock and you are rocking a way cute hair cut!!
The quilt site and idea is awesome.

Heather said...

You are hilarious! I love the picture of the cops holding the sign! LOL!!

I so want some more of your dipped chocolates! They are yummy!!

BTW, I love your new hair cut!! I saw it on Ann's blog! It is way cute!!!

Heather said...

I am so funny! There is a picture on this post of your cute hair too! I guess I am just tired! Cute hair though!

Kristina P. said...

This is so great! I love Debbie. She totally cracks me up. She also has an ammmmaaaaaazing husband.

Valerie said...

First of all...love your hair!
Second...love all the crazy pictures~ how fun & sweet of you.
Third I did vote.
Tenth (or something, I lost count)
I visited the Magic Quilt blog which got me bawling because I read the cancer poem & today is the anniversary of my sil's death~ so it was very touching to me. I'm glad I stayed up until 2 am reading your blog. :)
Nine hundreth...I am done now!

Momza said...

Awww! How stinkin cute is this?!
(and thanks to Crash aka Debbie, I now know that the above sentence is called an "Interrobang" sentence.)
Anywho, I have been voting since the beginning b/c I think she rocks in all the good things!
And look at you--rockin' out the Christmas Spirit vibe! Way to BE, Tauna! Love your "dummies" too!

Yvonne said...

I voted.

Yum--chocolate ; )

Valerie said...

What a nice friend you are! Such fun pictures for the post!!

Ann Marie said...

Your killing me telling me that your making those KILLER chocolates.
Just sayin.

I have 2 friends that visit "crash" and I never have been to her site as I don't even have time for the sites I already follow.. but I am off to visit her blog and vote because I TRUST you..if you say she's awesome and such.. then she's awesome and such.

Have fun dippin. :)

LKP said...

your dummies are fun.
your dummies are nice.
i bet your dummies,
don't get head lice.

(am i good, or am i good?! lol.)

you're a rockin' rad woman, friend, nurse, cook, wife, mom, friend (oh did i say that already?), example, cute hairstyle-wearer, laugh, friend (sheesh, there it is AGAIN!), and friend.

i love you!

LKP said...

got it coach...i voted.

LKP said...

i've followed her magic quilt site for a while now. she's amazing.

LKP said...

p.s.
i was a good girl and blogged like you suggested. you should check it out. ya know, i'd seen crash around, but hadn't visited her blog or gotten to know more about her sitch-ee-ation until YOU! so, thank you. again, let me reitterate that you a massively phenomenal friend!!!

xoxoxo

Barbaloot said...

I'd do it if for no other reason than the law!

Oh yeah---and I know and like her, too:)

Lynne (lynnesgiftsfromtheheart) said...

Amazing....what a post and so sweet of you... dipped chocolates? I'm on my way.. thank you for swinging by to say hello. I'm glad you liked the Pheasant tree.
hugs ~lynne~

Kazzy said...

Yes, she is a sweet and beautiful dummy, and I vote for her daily.

wendy said...

When did you meet Debby?? Did I tell you she came to the viewing.
That was the first time I'd met her.
Yes, I have voted for her several times now.
Cause I ain't no dummy.

Anonymous said...

alright i voted, went to magic quilt sight and read a few of the entries. warms my heart! have a great day.

tammy said...

Wow, look at all that support she has. Made me laugh. You are an awesome friend.

Debby@Just Breathe said...

How could I not go and vote for Debby after that awesome post. So yes I voted and I went to see her quilts. Sounds like you have a great buddy.

The Crash Test Dummy said...

Oh MY GOSH Tauna, DANGIT. This had me laughing so dang hard. Oh my goodness. The photos . . . oh, oh, oh, the cops. That is priceless. Oh Tuana, how did I miss this? I feel so horrible. The worst thing about contests and elections are that they make you self centered. You fret and worry. About YOURSELF. I hate contests. I hope I win because this is the last contest I'll ever enter.

Tauna, thank you so much. I LUB YOU! I am posting this link and the PHOTOS on my blog ASAP.

Tauna, the most wonderful thing you did, of all those wonderful things is promoted my magic quilt project. I'm so excited about it. I'm going to post all the latest updates starting today.

LUB YOU TAUNA. HUGE HUGS! HUGE HUGS!

I'm gonna gitcha back girlfriend.

mCat said...

SOLD!! Going to vote for Crash

Nutty Hamster Chick said...

This was hee hee heelarious. Loved it. I hope she wins, because it will feel a little bit like all of us winning.

You did a much better job than I did when I tried to promote her. Are you sure you don't have any marketing skills?