Friday, April 1, 2011

Dear Norton

I paid good money for you to protect my laptop.
Apparently YOU were the problem.
I shall never update you again.
AND
We are officially over.
Signed,
Tsunami

22 comments:

  1. One of the many reasons I LOVE my Mac--don't have to worry about Norton. Sorry.

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  2. Mrs. Tsunami,

    Man, that was an abrupt parting but you have to do what you have to do.

    signed,

    Mr. Norton

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  3. Really, I am so sorry. I have had Norton for years without issue.

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  4. Ahhh, don't tell me that, I update all the time! I haven't had any problems! Should I worry?

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  5. I bought Norton to protect my computer and it completely froze 'er up. Just a scary world out there, Ms. Tsunami. Beware of everything!

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  6. Norton is hitting on me too.... I am heeding your warning

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  7. Sounds like Norton is a big jerk.

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  8. That's tellin' em! Send a virus their way. See if they like THAT!

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  9. Tsunami. . .you CRACK me up! I wish all breaks had been so easy for me!

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  10. OH no post like this scares even Ms. Pearl. I am so sorry to hear about your problems with Norton and the worms I pray I never meet either one of them I would not have a clue what to do.
    Thanks for the comment about work I will try my best to hang in there
    Love ya
    Maggie

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  11. I love that you are a Tsunami. That is really awesome! I'm sorry that your computer wants to be a tsunami and that the cause is NORTON? That sucks but is really good to know. I hope you can get it all cleaned up soon. Love your blog look these days. Very springy!

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  12. This is not an April Fools joke?? That is what I use, Norton. Is he gonna not be my friend either? I had better do some checking, ugh!
    I am sorry you precious, Tsunami, sending big ole fat chocolate hugs.

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  13. Have you considered counseling, Tsunami? One little spat -- is it worth parting ways? Think of all the time you've spent "training" Mr. Norton. But, if things don't work out with Mr. Norton, consider my love, Mr. avg.com. He's free. Mmmmmm-hmmmmm.

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  14. I love what I can do with computers, but at the same time HATE all the trouble they are!

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  15. I so hate computer problems! Sorry you have had them.

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  16. Way to tell him!!!

    Ever since we moved, I'm having computer problems - so aggravating!

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  17. I do use Norton and have always been happy with it....sometimes I think it would just be easier to get a new computer every two years and call it good. I need a new battery...and office 2010 ...and a couple of other things....just cheaper to get a new one I'm thinking.

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  18. i had the same problem back in the day. then it happened with a MS update. stupid compys.
    currently i can't get my mcafee firewall to allow access to the internet....so i have to disable it in order to use my internet. stupid compy progams that are SUPPOSED to help not hinder! >P

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