Tuesday, January 4, 2011

I JUST MAY GO OVER THE EDGE!!!

Cats.
They are gonna push me over the edge.

I posted this two months ago.

Gigi suggested that we might some day learn to shut the bathroom doors
after the cat has torn through 14 rolls of toilet paper
in less than a week.

Thanks for the suggestion Gigi.
OK, we religiously shut the bathroom door.

I would now like to know what I am to do about this problem?

Lock the kitchen?

Seriously!
This was the scene this morning!

Don't let his STINKIN' adorableness fool you!
He is the devil!


(Second day in a row of clorox.
My kitchen has never been so sterile.)

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30 comments:

  1. LKPJanuary 4, 2011 at 8:45 PM

    hahahahahahahahaha!
    gotta admit, i did NOT see that one comin'.
    >^--^< ...mmmeowwwww...

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 4, 2011 at 8:45 PM

    Seems you have a kitty who love to unroll paper...Me thinks maybe kitty needs her own room with her own rolls of paper. Does she have toys, or does she like to play with toys? I have never had a cat that did this so I really don't know what to tell you. Hugs

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  3. SaimiJanuary 4, 2011 at 8:57 PM

    Kitty is out to get you, beware!!

    So is the cat on notice yet or are you going straight for the layoff?

    Have to admit it's pretty funny!! I love the innocent look on kitty's face as it's sitting on the counter.

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  4. AnonymousJanuary 4, 2011 at 9:09 PM

    Oh my goodness! Funny that kitty can find all these things that un-roll! I have 3 cats and fortunately, none of them have ever done this. I hope someone has a tip for you.

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  5. Furry BottomsJanuary 4, 2011 at 9:18 PM

    hehehehehe!!!! I actually laughed out loud, hahahaha!!! Your kitty is just too clever for her own good!

    Get something spiky to roll out on the counter. Have the spikes sticking up, so that when the cat jumps onto the counter, she will learn never to do it again. They actually have these things for the couch too. I've never used it personally, but I wonder if it would work.

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  6. Queenie JeannieJanuary 4, 2011 at 9:21 PM

    Either your cat is bored, or she's trying to get your attention! Perhaps feeling a little needy???

    I've had cats that liked to chew through the bread wrappers and munch on bread. That is weird!! And irritating!

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  7. Kristina P.January 4, 2011 at 9:49 PM

    This is why cats are evil!!

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  8. ConnieJanuary 4, 2011 at 11:05 PM

    Cats CANNOT be trusted! They always look so innocent. NOT!

    Can't wait to see what else they come up with!

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  9. life in red shoesJanuary 5, 2011 at 12:05 AM

    Naughty kitty's!

    I have dogs, they have their own set of problems:(

    Have you ever checked the site I Can Haz Cheeseburgers?

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  10. Happy MomJanuary 5, 2011 at 5:30 AM

    I can't do mice either. I'm completely confused that you have three cats and mice have taken up residence.

    My paper towels are important to me, the cats would be gone!

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  11. HollyJanuary 5, 2011 at 6:36 AM

    BAHAHAHA!!!! You could always photoshop horns and the eyes red so more people would believe you!! Just LOOK at that FACE... SO SWEET... ;p

    You could put your paper towels in a bread box??? Just sayin' Hehehe... ((HUGS))

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  12. Cluttered BrainJanuary 5, 2011 at 8:02 AM

    BWAHAHAHAHA!
    Oh my.
    Dumb old cats.
    Is your cat fixed?
    I'll trade you 7 kittens for your devil kitty.
    I'm putting ALL the kittens in a box today. (They may or may not be scrambled kitties when they reach your house.)
    Just send devil kitty the same way?
    M'kay?

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  13. Scrappy GirlJanuary 5, 2011 at 8:04 AM

    I almost choked on my Diet Dr. pepper! That is so funny. OUr new shih tzu is a toilet paper shredder.

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  14. Nezzy (Cow Patty Surprise)January 5, 2011 at 8:13 AM

    My kids used to do that! Heeehehehe!

    Cats are just sneaky that way and layin' there lookin' so innocent there!

    My SIL uses a sprayer filled with water to train his cats to stay off the counter, car...etc. He swears that it doesn't take many squirts to change their behavior.

    Good luck and God bless ya sweetie!

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  15. JulieJanuary 5, 2011 at 8:28 AM

    It really is VERY FUNNY, but I know you aren't laughing. :) LOVE cat stories. Just don't let them teach mine this trick, OK?

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  16. BarbalootJanuary 5, 2011 at 9:57 AM

    I'd give you advice, but it has something to do with me thinking cats are of the devil...so I'll just keep it to myself:)

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  17. LauraJanuary 5, 2011 at 10:04 AM

    Oh those cats. Too lazy to kill your mice, but not too lazy to maim the paper towels? They're fired!

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  18. DevriJanuary 5, 2011 at 10:51 AM

    lol I have some kids who do the same dang thing! Trade ya!

    Fun blog BTW~

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  19. MikkiJanuary 5, 2011 at 11:30 AM

    LOL
    Dang cats! I say down with the cats. Mine included.
    If I weren't so attached to mine, they'd be out of here.

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  20. TisforTonyaJanuary 5, 2011 at 1:12 PM

    cats are evil incarnate. there is no cure. sorry :)

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  21. Julie HarwardJanuary 5, 2011 at 4:43 PM

    LOL, I am sorry to be laughing but I am! He is adorable for sure! I have never had a cat that did these things, yours must be a smarty-cat! ;D

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  22. KazzyJanuary 5, 2011 at 5:13 PM

    I could give you more sympathy, but I am not a cat person (barely a dog person). But cats climbing around kitchen counters? Scary.

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  23. RatalieNoseJanuary 5, 2011 at 6:02 PM

    Hmm...get rid of your cat???
    *I'm just sayin'*
    Kidding mostly : ) I hate animals...especially cats.
    But I adore you : )

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  24. CBJanuary 5, 2011 at 6:07 PM

    That just made me BELLY laugh!! I totally would never have guessed that in a million years. Funnn-nnnneeeee!!

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  25. American HomemakerJanuary 6, 2011 at 12:58 PM

    haha... my cats do things like that too

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  26. Laura LynnJanuary 6, 2011 at 1:42 PM

    Cats - always up to something. Sneaky critters they are. I remember when I found my my goldfish laying in the water after it had been attacked and my cat sitting next to the bowl all wet.
    Uhg!

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  27. SherrieJanuary 6, 2011 at 9:43 PM

    LOL! So innocent looking too! Seriously though that would be a BIG problem and that is one of many reasons why I don't have cats. I think your cat is just looking for attention! :)

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  28. wendyJanuary 6, 2011 at 9:49 PM

    I remember that post.
    Um..did I tell you I am not a cat lover. They scare me. They are evil. Pets of Satan I am sure.
    Hence the trouble in your house....cleanse the evil girl.

    sorry about the mouse. Lazy cats. Lazy evil doers.

    I wouldn't mind paying someone either to do some of the "things" around the house that just aren't getting done.

    finished off the chocolates btw. SOOOOOO good. I let Barry have 2....that's it, I said.

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  29. EmmyJanuary 7, 2011 at 11:36 AM

    First they don't get your mice, then they do this. Yeah. I don't have pets for a reason :)

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  30. gigiJanuary 11, 2011 at 1:19 PM

    They should become your garage cats. Do you know which one did it or are they keeping it a secret from you.

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