There seems to be a pattern.
The pattern is Destructive Behavior!
The news reported that a nearby country deputy "lost" a box of METH that's used for training purposes.
(for reals that was the news tonight! 5 pounds of the stuff in a box labeled METH.) uh,huh
Well, they need look no further.
My cat.
is obviously doin' meth.
The dopehead.
(evil I tell ya!)
7 days+ 14 rolls of toilet paper................14! I'm just sayin'
Bad kitteh!
Well...I hope you can get the cat into a good rehab program. Did you do an intervention???
ReplyDeleteMy kitty has some attitude also. Maybe during the day when we are gone they text each other and share evil ideas.
ReplyDeleteI have always thought all cats were dopeheads. Just look into their eyes and you see a faraway look that says, "I need to shred something." Or, "I have the munchies." I can never really tell exactly what that look means.
ReplyDeleteJust say "NO" to drugs, Kitten!
ReplyDelete*sigh* I have had kittens that tear up my paper towels too...
ReplyDeleteUgh.
Some kittens are just on crack.
What can I say?
Haha! Bad, bad, bad kitty but you could look on the bright side and perhaps little kitty is just trying to wipe.
ReplyDeleteIt's those darn claws that get in the way....
Okay, so how long is it gonna take you to shut the door to the bathroom??? Just sayin?
ReplyDeleteLove ya my crazy tired big hearted ER Nurse. Hope today is much better than yesterday.
It is 50 here this morning and they say it will be 38 in the morning!! Whoo hoo! Some cold weather for us. I know, I know, you will probably be 20 below in the morning :( Whatever!! Have a great weekend!
Looks like he's building a nest or something.
ReplyDeleteAt least he's a cute kitty. That helps right?
~ And it's hard to be/stay mad at them because they are sooo cute.
ReplyDeleteCan he go outside?
Mine stay outside.. and they are using all of their energy to catch mice. I get about one a day on my porch.
I don't LOVE seeing the treat... but I LOVE that they are catching them so I don't have any inside! :)
Oh you crack me up! This is exactly why we have no pets!
ReplyDeleteThat's what you get for having a stupid cat. Get a dog...the TP would have been all over the house!
ReplyDeleteI had the same thought as Gigi - close the door :-)
ReplyDeleteDang cats!! 14 rolls??? You might need to start charging that pussycat rent!!
OH MY GOSH, THAT IS HYSTERICAL! My husband has taken a liking to giving our cat Catnip. Now THAT is some serious kitty doobie. Good luck with detox. :)
ReplyDeleteI'll search my kids on Monday.
ReplyDeleteyou can get on the tv show "Intervention" if you don't feel you are strong enough to deal with this on your own! good luck to ya.
ReplyDeleteTauna! that picture with yourcat on the bathroom counter is FuNnY!!! So sorry you guys haveto wipe with that TP fluff!
ReplyDelete14 rolls!! Wow!! That is a naughty kitty but he is so cute!
ReplyDeleteI'd be going crazy cleaning all that up. Good thing you love your kitty. :)
ReplyDeleteDon't ya know all cats are dope heads? Thats why they entertain us :)
ReplyDeleteReason #345 that my kitties are outside kitties. That way their main hobby is survival. Keeps them busy every time.
ReplyDeleteMan, you can't even recycle that mess!
My dogs would love to join in.
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh...if it wouldn't be weird and kinda sick, we could match up your cat with my puppy...and end up with puppuss. (tee,hee)
ReplyDeleteanyway, we had her in the back of our truck and she found a roll of paper towel that she totally did....what your cat does.
Made. One. Heck. of a mess.
puppuss
Sorry, but that is too funny! You'd better put all of it away! Crazy story about the meth too ;D
ReplyDeleteAnd the cat's still alive? You're a patient woman, Tauna!
ReplyDeleteI think it's time to check him in to a clinic.
Too funny!
ReplyDeleteI hate it when a cat goes over to the dark side.
That was a hilarious post!
ReplyDelete*snort* missing meth, my butt!
ReplyDeleteAnd you have given me yet another reason to dislike cats. Thank you!
You are so funny.
ReplyDeleteBad, bad, bad kitty.
cats are evil... no meth needed :)
ReplyDeleteGuess your cat is telling you to use it's litter box!
ReplyDeletedumb dog
ReplyDeleteUh Wow! I agree with a rehab program. LOL And thats why I don't have cats! :b
ReplyDeleteGood thing you have a year's supply of TP....
ReplyDeleteI have a delish recipe for kitty stew. Just sayin.... ;)
Ha ha! That's funny! Well, probably not so funny for you, especially after about the fifth roll or so, but as someone not having to clean up the mess... That's funny!
ReplyDeleteLost a package of meth...hahahahaha.
ReplyDeleteYes, very bad kitty.
I've always said that cats are satans minions on this earth....
ReplyDeleteOoh. Naughty Kitty Bitty.
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